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Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"
I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.
by funnymom25 December 8, 2020
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multi-zooming

the practice of accomplishing household tasks, working in other tabs, or engaging in unrelated communication during a Zoom meeting
I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting.
by Jill Bystrom December 11, 2020
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Bob Zoom

Just a controversial Brazilian children's music band that is a bad knockoff of Little Dottie Chicken (also called "Galinha Pintadinha").
Go listen to Nightwish instead of Bob Zoom
by Ryan900USAYT December 3, 2022
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zoom face

The look on someone’s face after having been on a Zoom/Google Meets meeting for way too long. Usually twitchy, blood-shot eyes, intent on murdering the next person who says hello to them.
Me: (on a walk) Hey Jackie hows your day been?
Veronica: Go kick rocks jackass! (Storms off)
Me: oh crap, I should’ve known she was tilted from that Zoom Face she was rocking.
by Rum Hamster April 23, 2020
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Zoom:30

The time of day when you (virtually) have a beer with your peeps.
I'm SO lonely. Can't wait for zoom:30 to kick back and have a cold one with my besties
by Icebumb March 23, 2020
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Zoom dickie

A pre-made piece of clothing that slips on over your stained college tank top for any high level virtual meetings.
My clothing-challenged sister testified to Congress during virtual hearings wearing her Zoom dickie.
by Sandra Spawn June 18, 2021
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wire zoom

What you doing tonight mate?”

Nothing much, might have a Wire Zoom with the lads.”
by Bbilly015 June 27, 2020
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