Ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will

“Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong”

by WifeBeater72 April 2, 2023

Mo Xiang Tong Xiu

Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (MXTX, 墨香铜臭) is a pseudonym for a very popular Danmei author. MXTX has written 3 novels and is working on a fourth, MoDao ZuShi, (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation,) Tian Guan Ci Fu (Heaven Official's Blessing,) and SVSSS (Scum Villain's Self Saving System.)
Her pseudonym means the stink of ink and money. More specifically, Mo Xiang ( 墨香) means 'black fragrance,' or 'scent of ink,' and Tong Xiu (铜臭) means 'the stink of money.'
She is the most predominant Danmei author, with all her books getting at translations, getting at least one season of a donghua, and MDZS having a fully finished 3-season donghua, a love action inspired called The Untamed, a manhua, two audio dramas, and a mini chibi donghua. TGCF has gotten similar but not complete treatment. MXTX's first series, SVSSS is suffering a different fate.

I just started reading Mo Xiang Tong Xiu's books, and she's a really good writer!

by xonuxonu May 31, 2024

Ivan Tong

A famous youtuber that famous for his body shape like "caseoh". There's a habitat of Ivan Tong is that he eats 40t of food in every 10 minutes and able to swallow the universe. We use this word to laugh at fat people who is overweight.

Person 1: Ready for 1v1 in the game?
Person 2:Nah bro, I'm eating gtg
Person 1:Didn't you finish your meal in 10 minutes ago? Don't become the second Ivan Tong .

by I ate a cat 8964 June 20, 2024

Tonged

When someone gets pink eye after going to the strip club on a Wednesday

Damn I was tonged the day after the strip club

by Epps August 16, 2024

Brown Tongs

A description for the hands of a brown coloured person when used for theft.

"Where did you get those new shoes Wiremu?"
"I just used my Brown Tongs and took them from outside the Marae."

by Scranax March 26, 2025

You Tong

One of a wonderful living creature on the planet earth, it drink xiaomeimei’s milk all day, (and even goon to it) It breaks ice and eat it as breakfast which is one of his leisure activities, usually food is the main consumption of his(high calories one) and he usually is quite fit.

You are such a You Tong you should stop

Go on cut you are so You Tong

by 1$4 May 20, 2025

dingy tong

when you eat too much and you look super strong but your actually just fat

man 1:man I ate way to much last night
man 2:but you look like you just worked out
man 3:oh its a dingy tong

by BigBoyBen96 April 21, 2024