When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.
This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.
After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.
After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.
by duckkiller June 09, 2013
A country in north-western Europe, off the north-western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.
by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021
a little town where sluts are orange and go tanning 3 times a day. there is not one clean girl in the entire "island". Home of the Heatly Hornets. More like Heatly WHOREnets.
nasty whores. don't ever bring your man there... he may never come back.
nasty whores. don't ever bring your man there... he may never come back.
by deadass though. mad slutty February 28, 2011
She's gone to cock island
by someguy76134 December 13, 2017
by lloydk September 17, 2018
a hella preppy island that is tiny, but in the summer feels ten times larger. it gets a ton of shit because its basically just a smaller and less public version of the Hamptons, but it's a good time. everyone is decently rich, but we don't really bother flaunting it as much as some other summer communities. if you have friends, the summers are soo fun, but if you aren't friends with the people your age, it can be really boring. fun usually means getting high or drunk on one of the beaches and then sleeping over at a friends house for the night, and then proceeding to bike home at 7 am because you forgot about your job.
also, theres two main country clubs that are verryyyy different. Hay Harbor is smaller and more kid friendly, and you'll probably enjoy doing tennis there until you're about 16. The Big Club is a lot harder to get into, and is mainly for golf but people go to the beach as well. they're both pretty fun, but for different things.
the island is really just a bunch of privileged, private school kids pretending they didn't get high right before dinner at the club. its fun to grow up at though. if you make good friends, they'll be there for the rest of your life.
also, theres two main country clubs that are verryyyy different. Hay Harbor is smaller and more kid friendly, and you'll probably enjoy doing tennis there until you're about 16. The Big Club is a lot harder to get into, and is mainly for golf but people go to the beach as well. they're both pretty fun, but for different things.
the island is really just a bunch of privileged, private school kids pretending they didn't get high right before dinner at the club. its fun to grow up at though. if you make good friends, they'll be there for the rest of your life.
(most likely at a prep school campus, such as westminster or st. pauls)
hey, I summer in the Hamptons, bow bout you?
I have a house on fishers island that I go to in the summer. its really small, but a good time.
oh yeah, I've heard of that... do you know *a name you dont know*, I think they go there.
hey, I summer in the Hamptons, bow bout you?
I have a house on fishers island that I go to in the summer. its really small, but a good time.
oh yeah, I've heard of that... do you know *a name you dont know*, I think they go there.
by lovelyprep October 04, 2018
A variation of beer pong in which two separate and level surfaces (aka islands) are aligned across from each other with cups placed upon each in substitution of a proper table. The game offers a practical solution for not having a beer-pong table or space for one and is thus popular in college dorm rooms. Islands can be comprised of any two level surfaces but are commonly identical desk chairs with ottomans placed on the seat of each one. Some island-pong advocates include a third surface between the islands such as skateboard on a piano stand for players to bounce shots off of which, when made, result in a penalty of two or more cups.
“Trying to play some beer pong right now but I don’t have a table. Oh wait, why don’t we just grab my roommate’s two nightstands and play us some wicked Island Pong?”
“I’m game! Sounds hella tight!”
“I’m game! Sounds hella tight!”
by Clark The Squirt April 11, 2011