Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof November 1, 2015

Hoof draggin bitch

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.

That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.

by Urban observer September 17, 2019

hoofed

When a joint gets side burnt.

“Did you only light one side???”
“Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”

by RodrickHeffley420 December 3, 2021

Boot-hoof

Bringing the fury...kicking some major ace if youre swiffin.

Man ya'll betta shut the fuck up before I boot-hoof you outa dis place.

by Stevie Y July 3, 2005

HOOF NUMBER

The number on a horses hoof in a burning witch fire.

Burning horses hoof numbers is illigal in a witch fire.

by VINCENT JOHNSON November 9, 2007

Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.

Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.

by SLM99 July 15, 2022

Caribou hoof

Similar to a Moose Knuckle but much more bulbous and pronounced and unlike a Camel Toe, it has a deep crevice and defined canyon walls.

My friend Tommy and I were at Pete’s coffee and a chick walked through the door with the largest Caribou Hoof that I have ever seen. The whole restaurant stopped and admired.

by Napa Vally Golfer February 20, 2021