Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.

'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.

by Axeman222 February 23, 2021

Zoom me

Taking the place of "call me", "text me", "email me", etc.

I guess you'll need to Zoom me, because this is life now. I hate this life so much.

by zwiebelkatze April 16, 2020

Zoom Roulette

When attending school via Zoom University students are often divided into small break-out rooms for discussion and activities. Generally, students have no damn clue who the hell is going to be in their room. Is it their friends who they'll just talk shit with and have a good time? Is it the ass clown student who will insist everyone talks? Perhaps an SJW who terrifies everyone into silence? It's a game chance known as Zoom Roulette, and you won't know until you spin the wheel, toss to ball, and press "Enter Break Out Room".

"Oh shit, they're putting use in break-out rooms, I can't handle anymore zoom roulette"
"Bro, I lost zoom roulette again and got stuck with Toby who insisted we all talk, FML"

by GhostofPayton March 3, 2021

Zoom Baby

A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.

We are happy to present 30 day chips to a couple of recent Zoom Baby members.

by FireMaidn May 28, 2021

zoom face

The look on someone’s face after having been on a Zoom/Google Meets meeting for way too long. Usually twitchy, blood-shot eyes, intent on murdering the next person who says hello to them.

Me: (on a walk) Hey Jackie hows your day been?
Veronica: Go kick rocks jackass! (Storms off)
Me: oh crap, I should’ve known she was tilted from that Zoom Face she was rocking.

by Rum Hamster April 23, 2020

Zoom:30

The time of day when you (virtually) have a beer with your peeps.

I'm SO lonely. Can't wait for zoom:30 to kick back and have a cold one with my besties

by Icebumb March 23, 2020

Zoom ‘stume

An outfit that’s business on top and comfort on the bottom suitable for Zoom meetings from home; the mullet of ensembles.

I’m all ready for working from home today—got my Zoom ‘stume on.

by Beeba Duchess December 14, 2020