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Zoom Bag

1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.
1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!
by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020
mugGet the Zoom Bagmug.

Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"
I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.
by funnymom25 December 8, 2020
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Zoom effect

When you see your friends/family/classmates/partner online through Zoom or another video call platform frequently, but still feel as though you miss them dearly because you haven't been in person with them. They also probably live across town it down the street.
I really miss my best friend, but I see her in our online class everyday. I must be experiencing the Zoom effect.
by Insert creative title April 22, 2020
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Zoom Roulette

When attending school via Zoom University students are often divided into small break-out rooms for discussion and activities. Generally, students have no damn clue who the hell is going to be in their room. Is it their friends who they'll just talk shit with and have a good time? Is it the ass clown student who will insist everyone talks? Perhaps an SJW who terrifies everyone into silence? It's a game chance known as Zoom Roulette, and you won't know until you spin the wheel, toss to ball, and press "Enter Break Out Room".
"Oh shit, they're putting use in break-out rooms, I can't handle anymore zoom roulette"
"Bro, I lost zoom roulette again and got stuck with Toby who insisted we all talk, FML"
by GhostofPayton March 3, 2021
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Zoom me

Taking the place of "call me", "text me", "email me", etc.
I guess you'll need to Zoom me, because this is life now. I hate this life so much.
by zwiebelkatze April 16, 2020
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Zoom Baby

A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.
We are happy to present 30 day chips to a couple of recent Zoom Baby members.
by FireMaidn May 28, 2021
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King of the Zoom

A game in which you work to be the last person standing in a zoom meeting. If everyone else leaves before you, congrats you're King (or queen) of the Zoom. AKA Zoom Chicken
Our team meeting was only scheduled for 30 minutes but a fierce battle for King of the zoom broke out and we were there for an hour and a half.
by hammer73time November 10, 2020
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