vacation dick

An extremely large dick that you fuck when your away on vacation

Sydney took the largest vacation dick ID ever seen when we visited Hawaii.

That vacation dick made me stay in bed the rest of my vacation.

by Scottybutters June 17, 2016

vacation flu

The fake illness one contrives when they get back from vacation but do not want to go back to work.

Francine's week-long vacation got extended by a few days as a result of the vacation flu she contrived when the alarm clock went off.

by Bossy Larry December 2, 2013

Vacation Jetlag

The difficulty in getting up early in the morning, similar to that experienced when returning from a trip to a time zone to the west, caused by staying up late and getting up late during vacation.

"Oh, man, sorry I was late for that morning meeting. I've got a bad case of vacation jetlag that I can't shake."

by j404 January 5, 2010

Funemployment Vacation

A vacation one takes when one is unemployed and not looking to be employed; usually subsidized by some sort of governmental aid benefits, i.e. Unemployment, SSI/Disability

Helen: "my California adventure is drawing to a close and I will be heading back home one week from today"

Don: "Funemployment vacation over, sad"

by DMBGirl1122 February 3, 2010

Blow Vacation

Because blow ‘job’ sounds like work

Ken: How about a blow vacation?
Lady: I don’t follow
Ken: Doesn’t a blow ‘job’ sound like work?
Lady: Well then... *gulp gulp...*

by David Shinn October 3, 2018

$25 vacation

$25 worth of any psychedelic drug

Person 1:Hey man I'd love a $25 vacation this weekend!
Person 2: My friend sells shrooms he can hook you up bro

by Psilocybinator October 22, 2013

vacation dick

Dick that you don't see on a regular basis.

My side nigga got that good vacation dick.

by 6duce33 June 17, 2016