oklahoma sober

“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”

“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”

by Astrovan Jesus September 9, 2020

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oklahoma slammer

a fancy cocktail containing gatorade and liquor that can only be used in classy situations

“Hey Mitch come over so we can slam a couple of Oklahoma slammers by the pool”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022

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Oklahoma Stretcher

The name of a notorious serial killer and rapist who is running rampant in the state of Oklahoma. He is notorious for targeting joggers and stretching their back doors out before murdering them.

"Be carefull if you're hiking in Oklahoma! You don't want to get caught by the Oklahoma Stretcher!

by TsunamiDiesel October 17, 2022

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Oklahoma windmill

When you go down on a girl and pull her tampon out with your teeth by the string and do the helicopter with it.

She stared blankly at me as I sprayed blood all over the room doing the Oklahoma windmill with her soaked tampon.

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Hey girl, check this out you say with the string clenched between your teeth.
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Hey man I gave your auntie the Oklahoma windmill last night.

by Big red Olaf February 17, 2022

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oklahoma city

Oklahoma City is the tightest city in this part of the country, and Dallas. OKC got some of the crazies headbusten mufuckez you can find. If you say there aint no hood in Oklahoma City, take yalls asses down to the south side by SW 23. or the east side, NE 1st - 40th that area. The NW side got its hoods to. Lots of bloods, crips, and Tulsa Avenue Killaz (TAK)

theres some locco ass essays on the south side of oklahoma city

by josh13 April 25, 2006

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