Oatmeal Cornbread

Idk wtf that is but apparently St3phhArt's mom is making it

"Yay the oatmeal cornbread is ready!"

by Jak33333666 December 30, 2021

Oatmeal Kiss

When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.

Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.

Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker

by FuckmeKazuha January 27, 2022

oatmeal container

a wooden bowl
a plastic water bottle and a paper towel rowle

oatmeal container?

by raybeez February 21, 2022

oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom

Disgusting food ewww

Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww

by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024

oatmeal raisin cookie

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

Oatmeal Hogan

A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.

How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.

by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025