Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

night noon o'1

after midnight, 12:01am

Lucas: yo bro i stayed up past night noon! Duke: no one cares, its night noon o'1 lmao

by hehehehawwwwwwwww2 October 6, 2022

Noon at night

For people who don't necessarily like the word midnight, for whatever reason, noon at night is a favorable option.

I'll be home when I get off work, sometime around noon at night.

by Rileys Geeg October 10, 2018

Noone

An attempt at some numpty trying to say "no one".

Jerry: Noone would ever put pineapple on pizza, it just ain't right.
Stuwart: Hehe... noone. Anyway your point is invalid due to your incompetency, I'll go halves on the pizza though.
Jerry: Fine, but if I find a single speck of pineapple on my half I'm gonna flip my lid.

by Stanley Jaguar May 24, 2020