New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021

New England Pinwheel

The New England pinwheel is when you and your partner are getting promiscuous, and you both collectively decide to douse each other in Clam Chowder and Baked Beans; she then proceeds to lay down flat on her stomach whilst you get on top of her and insert it in her in a helicopter position, and begin to spin as fast as you can, spewing Clam Chowder all over the room.

“Yo Paul! me and my girl preformed the New England Pinwheel last night”

by The stiffy bandit May 6, 2025

new england hacky sack

to be anal banged by the entire New England Revolution soccer crew.

That douche deserves to become a New England Hacky Sack.

by Slim Pickensboi March 6, 2009

New England hot wax

When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.

Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.

by Flappy Dawg January 7, 2023

New England Double Whammy

When a penis gives out a double load of cum.

I gave that dude a Double Whammy.

Which one?

A New England Double Whammy.

by AJJ304 October 29, 2008

New England waterbirth

you gullible retard

“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower”
“You’re lying”
“Look it up”

by Schlembo McMurray September 25, 2021