The New England Catapult 

When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.

Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.

The New England Catapult by Vince Morgan January 1, 2019

A New England Soaker 

When you blow a load into a girl's belly button and then she eats it with a spoon, like "New England Clam Chowder".

Yo, Last Night I tried to give ma bitch a New England soaker, but there were no spoons in the house, so she had to use a straw.

A New England Soaker by Punkieeeeeee April 28, 2008

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle 

A cock.

I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle by pentozali December 27, 2011

The New England Green Jello Foxtrot 

The act of taking a woman and concocting a green jelly (or any color of choice) which is pored into the female's anal cavity and put in a large refridgerator until the jello is in a solid state and is followed by a rim job with a tasty treat.

"That man took my sister and gave her the new england green jello foxtrot."

The New England Green Jello Foxtrot by Tooslow April 28, 2008

New Englanders 

People born and raised in New England

Straight forward, no bullshit, working class, often have distinct accents.


Don't feel the need to be all hug-y and flaky like Californians when they meet people. Will give you a hard time, but only if they like you.


Often found in Diners and eateries named after the same person who's going to serve you wieners and coffee milk when you walk in the door. (ie- Sally's, Barbara's...)

Considered rude by the rest of the country, but only because they're pansies and can't handle honesty.

Person 1- Yeah I just moved to Rhode Island, and my neighbor hasn't said hi or waved or anything yet... but the other day when we got snowed in he came over and shoveled me out!

Person 2- What a true New Englandah.

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Person 1- I'm visiting here and I don't think any of the natives like me!!

Person 2- We're New Englanders, dear. Stop being so sensitive.

New Englanders by rubyluby July 6, 2008

new englander 

a very rough, violent, anal sex position

I gave her the new englander last night!

new englander by radhika smith November 29, 2003

New Englander's Welcome 

The act of surprising a friend or new neighbor by breaking into their house while they are shopping. Upon their return home, you and your friends stab said homeowner with sharp objects (preferably knives or claws) followed by a hearty "Surprise!". Traditionally ends in laughter and a hospital trip.

We gave Tom a New Englander's Welcome the other day. He's in the E.R. now, but boy was he happily surprised!

New Englander's Welcome by Regulus1362 June 10, 2017