New England

Where attractive women from other states come to, in order to be transformed into trashy single moms by toothless hillbillies.
Clarissa went to New England for summer vacation and came back pregnant with deer antler tattoos after dating the hillbillies. Now she's looking for a "real man" to support her and the baby because she "works full time" as a "stay at home mommy" for her mentally disabled kid.
by Mfgihateithere June 30, 2021
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new england

the best state: out of fifty. where turning signals and blinkas, sprinkles are jimmies, a round a bout is a rotary and the yankees suck ass.
where do u live?
new england
oh got u
by snoopdawgio December 07, 2018
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New England meathook

When you put your ring and middle finger in your girls vagina and your thumb in her asshole and throw her back on to the bed
“I gave my girlfriend the New England meathook last night and she beat the shit out of me”
by Gary the 1nd January 25, 2022
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New England steamboat

A New England steam boat is when multiple people shit and don't flush, it continues until its full.
The plumbers came inside and New England steamboat my toilet.
by Lil_Hawk April 21, 2022
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New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...
I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes
by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020
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