A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.
After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.
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Get the new england gas mask mug.The New England pinwheel is when you and your partner are getting promiscuous, and you both collectively decide to douse each other in Clam Chowder and Baked Beans; she then proceeds to lay down flat on her stomach whilst you get on top of her and insert it in her in a helicopter position, and begin to spin as fast as you can, spewing Clam Chowder all over the room.
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Get the New England Juicer mug.A siren’s call to specific action. A distant whisper song that one can hear on a typical fog mist morning drive, traveling through twisty and mangle-branched woods of New England— calling you to Dunkin for coffee.
It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.
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