Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.

I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.

by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

Simp for Napoleon

When you get too hyped up for a short dead man, later you become him

WOW are you a Simp for Napoleon?

Lexi: yes

by Skrekdaddywowza March 18, 2022

Napoleon complex

The Napoleon complex, also known as short-man complex, small man syndrome and many other hilarious names, is a debilitating inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (males shorter than 5ft10). The deep insecurity that results from being the same height as a little girl, drives the petite and effeminate manlet to ever greater levels of compensation, delusion and puerile rage. If the afflicted manlet is a turbo-manlet or terminally insecure, then the already devastating Napoleon complex can advance to a Napoleon complex deluxe. Infamous Napoleon complex deluxe sufferers like tiny Tom Cruise and lying manlet boy Todd Howard have shown the world that, despite their stunted physical development, they aspire to the maximal height of insanity.

Look at that sissy manlet boy prancing around in high heels while insulting people over there, I hope he chokes on his Napoleon complex! That utterly insignificant runt of a manlet is clearly suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, if you ask me. Short people got no reason...

by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024

Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.

1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.

by Brigadunk July 15, 2024

Napoleon complex psychosis

Driven to madness by manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex psychosis, the deranged manlet boy goes into a catatonic state and idly spends his ample free time, in between involuntary stints at acute psychiatric wards, by sitting motionlessly atop of open-air jungle gyms, as he mourns the blindingly obvious fact that he is forever a boy and will never be a man, while the other children pelt him with dried dog turds and stolen garden gnomes, by maniacally jumping up and down with manlet rage underneath outdoor basketball hoops while wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra (to the great amusement of the gathered manmores) or by lying face down on the floor of his hobbit-hole while tearfully and repetitively reciting the lyrics of Randy Newman's unforgettably unsurpassable smash hit Short People.

Amanda: Manlet detected - why is that sobbing and diminutively dwarfed little sadlet sprinting half-naked through the park over there? Melanie: The Napoleon complex psychosis suffering sissy boy was making a fool of himself on the basketball court, so the masculine manmores stuffed him into the hoop and now the midget monstrosity is scuttling back to his hobbit-hole. Amanda: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha! Melanie: Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024