orwellian nightmare

A nickname for the United States Air Force.

Lieutenant: My commander just seized my phone - apparently he saw that I was born in Colorado and considered that probably cause to investigate me for dealing drugs.
Captain: Man, once he finds your Tinder messages he'll charge you with conduct unbecoming. I can't wait to get out of this orwellian nightmare.

by RandomAirman December 19, 2015

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Polish Nightmare

Primarily used in the Jewish Concentration Camps of World War II. It involves a small under-fed child and 10-12 burly Nazi guards. The boy is thrown onto the ground and every conceivable hole on his small, frail body is bored out. The child is usually left as a bloody semen-filled sack of meat after this lewd act.

Did you hear about Eli Wiesel?
No...What about him?
During his days as a young Jew, he received a Polish Nightmare from the SS. He was never the same again

by Mike Bridges February 10, 2008

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Kentucky Nightmare

Doing a dude from behind in a barn and as you cum, your friend jumps out of a stall and punches a horse in the teeth.

The other night i woke up hungover in the barn and saw the remains of a Kentucky Nightmare.

by Greg Henderson March 30, 2009

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the bloody nightmare

while your woman is on here period she attempts to have sex with while you are dreaming and when u wake up all you see is blood around your dick making you think you are having a bloody nightmare

lindsay did the bloody nightmare and i woke up and it scared the crap out of me

by The king Friday February 3, 2014

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