monty sharp

he is a boy under 4 foot who is horny. he loves porn and roams the street of broomhill.

that boy is such a monty sharp

by urmumlikemealotttt November 28, 2018

monty

Someone who is loving and caring for others. No matter what they're goin through, they will still sacrifice their time jus for you to make sure your ok. They are very loyal, strong, and sometimes slow

friend: "who's that"
me: "that's my boyfriend monty"
friend: "he seems like a monty fs"

by 15gozzzzzzzzz January 26, 2021

British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.

We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.

by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016

Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 8, 2003

Monty

He is the king. And he has the ability to do what order can't and no one can control him when he is angry.

Monty the king.

by Yogesh Kumar November 23, 2021

Sir Monty

A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.

This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.

Tom: I can't figure out how to use the brakes in my car.

Hal: Good job, Sir Monty.

by Holawel December 13, 2010

Monty

Other name for spliff aka (Joint)

Just gonna go for a quick monty outside.

by MontgomeryBurns1 September 18, 2020