Le Monke

Le Monke is me. I am Le Monke. You will join my colony. No exceptions.
"Le Monke is our life. Our Truth!"
by TheOneAndOnlyLeMonke October 10, 2019
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Shaolin Monk

Born out of necessity, a true follower of the worlds oldest and most complete system of martial arts. They are put through some of the most grueling and demanding training at the Buddhist Songshan temple in China, Austria, or New York, where ever they happen to be, which in the end has produced some of the most skilled and talented warriors this world has ever had the privilege of beholding.

These guys do iron groin training...sounds like time for an image search, eh?
Oh man! I made fun of that bald guy in the orange robe and he put his big toe through my chode.

You - oh master i wish to be a shaolin monk!

Shaolin Monk - yes student that will be fifty dollars.

You - ....

Shaolin Monk - CHEEYAH!!!!!!!!

You - *dead*
by Galvin Blascock March 21, 2007
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monk

Monk comes from the word Marijuana it is a form of cannibis.
Boy i need some monk

have u got any monk to bun
by Syed naqvi January 02, 2005
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David Monks

person1:David Monks has major talent
person2: cha
by Pen;; July 27, 2006
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monks walk

A school full dickhead boys, a lot of slags and girls that think they’re the shit but are really some clapped cunts. Basically a just a shit school.
person 1: Ah you know poppy? she goes monks walk

person 2: pffft who would go to that school full of slags and dickheads
by yournumberoneslag April 19, 2019
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mirror monk

Most solid guy on the streets. Intelligent as hell, being friends with a guy like this you’ll learn a thing or two. You’ll definitely fall in love with his personality and vibe.
by Dipppp February 09, 2018
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Dave Monks

sexy beast. crowd pleaser. lead singer and bassist of one of the best canadian indie bands out there.
hey i saw tokyo police club the other night in concert and dave monks made me want to lose my v-card to him.
by Coco apple September 02, 2008
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