Micheal rotella Jr

A rare breed of stoner, often referred to as “meth head mike” due to his skeletal like appearance. Secretly gay but won’t admit it, mike strives to find his mate, these are called Jakes. When a Micheal and a Jake mate they have a LSD dolphin baby that then runs off into the wilderness. (They both give birth when mating)

Woah! look! it’s a Micheal rotella Jr!

by Abraham Lincoln November 23, 2021

micheal.aftons.cvm.slvt

micheal.aftons.cvm.slvt Is a tiktoker who likes micheal afton, cosplays chiaki nanami, hates tartaglia, and posts about random things with a genshin video in the back

“Omg is that micheal.aftons.cvm.slvt?!”
“Omg yes how’d you know?”
“It’s tartaglia slander!”

by Peepaw Willy February 12, 2022

micheal is an indian

some one who is black and gets boarder patrol called on them but it turns out thier not mexican but instead their indian so the patrol brings them curry and every thing works out for the small pp indian!

micheal is an indian

by monhey777 April 6, 2022

Micheal Morbius

He is a marvel legend. He's super-fit (Pilates helps). He needs to consume blood to live. He is not venom.

Hey man do you know who "Micheal Morbius" is? Yeah, he is a marvel legend. He's super-fit (Pilates helps). He needs to consume blood to live. He is not venom.

by minecraftstrengthpotion June 4, 2022

Micheal's Zombies

A popular Roblox game made by talented scripter Kyles and Joeb. It is centered about the "Micheal" or "Miguel" meme. It is a copy from a Call of Duty mode called Nazi Zombies.

P1: Hey dude let's play Micheal's Zombies tonight!
P2: No thanks, I'd rather play the real thing!

by nin‎ January 19, 2023

Fapier mache

Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.

"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).

by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011

moolie machete

An empty broken glass bottle, preferably of the 40 oz. malt liquor variety (or 32 oz., if you prefer Mickey's), that is used primarily in drunken, ghetto street fights. Can be quickly made by holding the neck and top of the bottle in one hand and giving it a swift, firm "whack" on a hard-edged surface, such as that of a front step.

Frank and his boys wouldn't quit running their mouths, so I grabbed my moolie machete and got ready to throw down.

by La'Rell August 31, 2017