Midwest Excursion

When someone spreads your cheeks (In the Midwestern region of the United States) and inserts a large object inside of your anus.

Jacob hit Justin with the Midwest Excursion when he was told they won't be sharing a room in Minecraft. Safe to say he won't be walking the same for a few hours.

by Taybur August 8, 2023

Midwestern Slang And Bang

When a group of homosexual men all meet up on the side of the road to fuck and suck almost always ends in a bukake

Logan loves himself a good old fashioned midwestern slang and bang

by Mclovin420x September 1, 2023

Website Midwife

Noun: a person that produces or aids in producing a new website.

I love your new site. It has excellent search engine placement, loads quick, great graphics…who’s your website midwife?

by AL!CE @ i Birth websites March 7, 2010

Tuloso Midway

Where Victor beat his lil dick in the middle school bathroom

I go to Tuloso Midway High School.

by Ayden Andrade October 9, 2020

showbiz midwest

Really sexy and hot. CRYSTAL LAKE

Showbiz Midwest is hot!

by pagjrbtrfb December 20, 2021

Midwestern Marx

A bunch of edgy people that haven't left their teenage holodomor denial phase. They continuously make the left look bad with their constant genocide denial (they denied Srebrenica) and their supporting of the CCP. Also, they said that Rich Men North of Richmond was a "socialist song"

Don't waste your time with Midwestern Marx, just pick up the bread book or read some Proudhon.

Person 1: I just came across a group of tankies that were waving around placards and chanting "STALIN FOR WORLD PEACE!"
Person 2: That's what you call a Midwestern Marx.

by BrahRebleck August 21, 2023

Midway

an area in florida that is a town, but is so small that it is not even acknowledged as a town, but more as a large neighborhood. it is even smaller than gulf breeze, the smallest town in florida. it is located between the town of gulf breeze and the city of navarre, and is like a ghetto.

midway is really fucking small

by john mayes June 14, 2008