When your brain completely spaces out on something, usually in an embarrassing way, so you try to make light of the fact that you really screwed up or may in fact be heading toward dementia.
person a) Oops! Memory burp. Sorry I forgot to attend your wedding.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.
by CEDARTEETH August 11, 2010
Get the memory burpmug. A person memory drags 3 to 4 bad ideas before it finds the one good. This happens with age. My dad used to have great ideas. Now he's dumb as fuck!
by QJO July 13, 2017
Get the memory dragmug. by Rekunan September 14, 2021
Get the Pure Memorymug. Similar but opposite of a "photographic memory". A stonergraphic memory is when you are too stoned and forget simple or everyday things
by JohnnyP420 September 22, 2012
Get the Stonergraphic Memorymug. It's not that u don't care about them, you just don't remember to. Imagine your memory as a slate, that gets refreshed each and every day. Sucks big time, but you don't have to learn not to give a f*ck!
by RawMango December 4, 2021
Get the slate memorymug. When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched
by Your Local Perth Guide July 19, 2021
Get the Memory Wankingmug. When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.
Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.
I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.
Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.
I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.
When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"
by chellix December 31, 2012
Get the memory crampmug.