mangenius

An idea formed in the male brain that females cannot understand but other males find amazing.

Sitting in the garage with an area heater on and the garage door open is mangenius because the area you are in is warmer and you still have the ability to observe the neighborhood for friends.

by jcmayf January 12, 2010

managbanag

a fucking boss.

dude... thats managbanag

by bossakus November 12, 2010

Mandage

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.

Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!

by Revfin May 11, 2011

Mangerbating

Angrily masturbating, masturbating while angry

Noun: mangurbation

Last night I was mangerbating

by Mish da bish May 9, 2014

Manalevume

Mainfesting yourself into a higher state of man and body. Understanding more and feeling all raw genuine emotion

I am being the Manalevume of myself

by JamesCty++ June 29, 2018

uber mange

Over the top, showy, unnecessarily pretentious, more than necessary

John: Did you hear that Tom has got a new red Ferarri, even though he can't drive yet?

Ralph: How uber mange!

by utensils February 3, 2012

hairy black manatee

"The act in where to large people have sex on a bunk bed"

"When one white male fornicates with an even larger black female"

"The act of brushing ones teeth after eating out a rather disgusting female genitalia"

"did you see the girl he ate out last night she was a hairy black manatee fo sho!"

"I went through two tubes of crest, after eating that hairy black manatee."

"I thought he was fat, until i saw the hairy black manatee he slayed last night!!!"

by XXforlife April 14, 2010