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Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.
by Brigadunk July 15, 2024
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Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.
by Brigadunk July 15, 2024
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The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.
I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024
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MILK MAID

Woman who’s main objective or responsibility in the relationship is bring sexual gratification to a man. Woman who “milks” the semen out of men.
I could use my own personal milk maid to keep my balls drained
by Fried Hard April 14, 2025
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Minute Maid

What Pro Wrestlers say about their opponents being a one trick pony or hot topic for a few a hot minute.
Wait. Hold up there Minute Maid. You ain’t taking my time and title shot that I earned. So go to the back of the ‘cause ya boy is next.
by DragoNino April 23, 2025
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Gacha maid kitten

your scrolling through tiktok until a shitty Gacha heat video pops up. You see the same stereotypical pink uwu fluffy short pole dancing pissing maid cat.

Basically, only of these little fuckers usually is short with pink hair. Don’t forget the cat ears, that when magically have been put down turn into wolf ears. Their senpais usually have black hair, shirtless. One alpha scarry broken 2018 magical depressed emo wolf and a blood sucking love vampire. Basically their entire appearance is just Barbie pink. However, Barbie is disgusted that she has to share a colour with a rat.
They wear fake cat paws, and literally have no gender. Wether it’s a boy or a girl, they’re still flat as fuck, yet edits make them have Jupiter tits made by eyes from Gacha club, resized and moved down to their flat breasts.
To spot an uwu kitten, you have to know their habitat and language.
They speak in ~ and ~! Don’t ask why, you’ll know when you see one. Their natural habitat is Gacha life. Because Gacha club wrecked their choices of shirtless. Which then destroyed the community cause when the character was pale as fuck they couldn’t wear a brown shirt.

Behind the little shitty iPad 1st generation they are 5 years old but they refer themselves as 10 to the power of fucking 7243473393498 years old.
Senpai: hey there my little Gacha maid kitten
kitten: o-oh hey senpai~

me: I’m paying for everybodies bleach. *cutely and kawaii kills every single fucking heat kitten*
by Pxxnut..butter December 7, 2023
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First Maid

The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..
by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023
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