MILK MAID

Woman who’s main objective or responsibility in the relationship is bring sexual gratification to a man. Woman who “milks” the semen out of men.

I could use my own personal milk maid to keep my balls drained

by Fried Hard April 14, 2025

the misty maid

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.

Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid

by T-whang September 29, 2017

Fishy cowboy maid

A fishy cowboy maid is a man woman etc who was born as a southener. The person would work or own a fish shooand talk about wearing a maid outfit often.

Random person 1: Hey you work in a fish shop dont you Raylad
Raylad: *comes out in a maid out fit with cowboy boots and speaks in a southern accent*: yeah why?
Random person 1: Because your a fishy cowboy maid!

by Hiba fucking jiba April 19, 2023

The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.

I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!

by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024

Marry maid

A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.

He has children but he is still gay because he has a marry maid.

by Rabbitx369 February 23, 2022

Maid You Look!

This is a joke on the singer Meghan Trainor's "Made You Look" song. I will tell more about this, in my example.

What Meghan Trainor, a female singer, decides with her fellow band members, to dress up as maids, and make a "Maid You Look!" maid service? Then they sneak into people's residences, and play music for them! Although they don't clean places, the customers pay them anyways, since they love the songs and music! A joke!

by I'mcrazy April 4, 2023

maid

A term describing someone with a pre-existing habit of watching TV, making it more challenging for parents or homeowners to limit their screen time compared to the rest of the family. Often used to highlight the irony of excessive viewing habits that go unchecked.

I once began subscribing to 600+ YouTube channels, so my YouTube watching habits are like my maid's TV viewing habits — no one in my family actually encourages it. But here I am, glued to YouTube!

by Emotional Cruiser July 21, 2025