carefully sculpting a mustache consisting of icy white semen on another persons lip with precision during ejaculation.
by tylerj88 January 10, 2012
Get the icy mustachemug. a very thin, pathetic excuse for a mustache mostly seen on early teenage boys who think it makes them look like men and on mexican labourer's.
teen 1: hey i think you have some dirt on your upper lip.
teen 2: oh no, thats my mustache.
teen 1: .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but seriously nice mexican mustache.
teen 2: oh no, thats my mustache.
teen 1: .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but seriously nice mexican mustache.
by j8ud98e560sd98ry September 5, 2006
Get the mexican mustachemug. by AOPi May 28, 2006
Get the crimson mustachemug. When a homosexual man (Fag, homo, gay, etc...) is performing oral sex on another man... Now if you are a good partner, you will take it in the mouth and swallow it down... But we all know, that every now and then, ejaculations don't go exactly where we aim them... Thats where the muctache catch comes in... A good gay partner will ALWAYS have a full mustache on his upper lip... That way, if theres some straggling squirts during ejaculation, it will be conveniently caught in the mustache, which can easily be transfered to the mouth with a quick swipe of the tongue... YUMMY!
"Wow, I'm sure glad Steve had the mustache catch in his arsenal! If he didn't we woulda had a HUGE mess!"
"Say what you will about Alice, I KNOW she's not a looker, BUT she had the best mustache catch EVER! I swear, it caught the whole load, and held it there till she could swallow it all!"
"I had an AMAZING bonding moment with my love, Albert last night! He caught my load in his mustache catch, and I licked it off... Wow, do I taste GOOD!"
"MmMm, look at hus mustache catch! I bet it could hold a GALLON!"
"Say what you will about Alice, I KNOW she's not a looker, BUT she had the best mustache catch EVER! I swear, it caught the whole load, and held it there till she could swallow it all!"
"I had an AMAZING bonding moment with my love, Albert last night! He caught my load in his mustache catch, and I licked it off... Wow, do I taste GOOD!"
"MmMm, look at hus mustache catch! I bet it could hold a GALLON!"
by Cum Gurgler June 9, 2009
Get the Mustache Catchmug. When ones pubic hair resembles the form and color of a typical mustache.
In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.
In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.
1. "Her pubic mustache was so hot I nearly came right there!"
2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"
2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"
by INFENT March 21, 2011
Get the Pubic Mustachemug. A mustache making a feeble attempt at appearing, but , somehow, it's still there. Pretty funny, actually.
by Plutogoespop February 5, 2010
Get the Chad mustachemug. a derivative of the dago mustache, the greasy mustache appears in the wake of an improperly managed goatee.
Alex was clearly too relaxed in managing his goatee. As a result of such ease, a greasy mustache began to develop.
by crazyfrawg November 10, 2010
Get the greasy mustachemug.