bromaine lettuce

Your best friend's girl's vagina.

Yo Phil, I'm really craving some bromaine lettuce with my salad before it's tossed.

After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.

by WTF JoJo November 20, 2018

Lettuce Gang

A semi cult group in which you make lettuce puns and use lettuce emojis.

Originally created by Loxxz, Dare, and Cupcake. You must be fluent in Chokla to join.

The lettuce gang is at it again

by HalfASoul January 16, 2019

lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole

Top : oh yeah baby

Bottom : LETTUCE CHAIR

by Honey mustard February 3, 2020

Clettus Lettuce

Alien Lettuce that gets you high as fuck

Yo Ethan gets go eat some Clettus Lettuce

by Tomura May 12, 2022

lettuce boy

The koolest kucumber to ever grace this plane of existence

"It's a lettuce boy"*faints*

by Trump's third buttock February 6, 2017

Turkey lettuce

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys

-Leviathan

*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*

by leviathan69 October 3, 2019

Chest lettuce

A mans hairy chest

Matt had a lot of chest lettuce.

by Caribbean 40 June 24, 2018