Someone who looks like a thumb and doesn't wipe really at all. He will micromanage you and never let you think for you self, but he will pay the bills (illegally)
by Peaceloveharmony August 8, 2019
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Riley: Oh man check out this wallet that jesse leonard stole me!
Keenan: oh noce bro! im gonna have to get myself a jesse leonard discount
Keenan: oh noce bro! im gonna have to get myself a jesse leonard discount
by james cochrane January 13, 2008
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Get the Leonardo mug.Leonardo DiCaprio, (Aka Cat-Man) is a famous actor accredited for his many performances in large, block-buster, movies like Titanic and Inception. Although Leonardo is one of the most famous actors in the movie industry today, his appearance is often confused with that of a cat. The similarities are unmistakable. Not so much a snow leopard or a lion, but rather a Siamese cat. When holding an image of the two beside one another, the differences are virtually impossible to see.
Friend 1: Hey man, check out my new cat, his name is Bob.
Friend 2: Ummmm are you sure that's a cat? That looks like Leonardo DiCaprio!
Friend 1: Holy Shit dude, i think your right!
Friend 2: Ask your cat if i can have his autograph!
Friend 2: Ummmm are you sure that's a cat? That looks like Leonardo DiCaprio!
Friend 1: Holy Shit dude, i think your right!
Friend 2: Ask your cat if i can have his autograph!
by Grandma Nanners March 15, 2011
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Named after the little actor who annoyingly floated around, refusing to die quickly at the end of Titanic.
Named after the little actor who annoyingly floated around, refusing to die quickly at the end of Titanic.
Wendy, my god, you've left a leonardo in trap 1. JRs up there now with a plunger but still hasn't managed to sink it.
by Bumlog Millionaire August 4, 2010
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That Bastard Leonard would Fuck his own mother for a Nickel!
I pulled a real Leonard on her and went out with the other chica.
That Bastard Leonard would Fuck his own mother for a Nickel!
I pulled a real Leonard on her and went out with the other chica.
by hd1200r April 6, 2009
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Thinks he's really hot and gets every girl but in reality gets none. Really loud, annoying and unnecessary and no one likes him. Can easily get very aggressive so you should not talk to him.
Thinks he's really hot and gets every girl but in reality gets none. Really loud, annoying and unnecessary and no one likes him. Can easily get very aggressive so you should not talk to him.
Girl: hey leo can you help me with my homework?
Leonard : No leave me alone! are you too dumb?
Girl: Fine.... (leaves)
Leonard : WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?!!
Leonard : No leave me alone! are you too dumb?
Girl: Fine.... (leaves)
Leonard : WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?!!
by MIKAISAWESOME June 8, 2016
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