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Lazy butthole

A non-douched, under-prepared butt
hole.

A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.

A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.
That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazy butthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.
by WayTooDeep February 23, 2019
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lazy winston

I only needed a C on my final exam so I did a lazy winston and passed the class.
by JZ (aka ZMAN) January 11, 2011
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Lazy Larry

The opposite of a powerbottom. This guy just sits on top and lets the powerbottom do all the work.
Man, Jorge sure was a Lazy Larry last night. He didn't even break a sweat.
by Analymous Hawdawg September 2, 2009
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lazy dog

When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style and you push the girl down so she is lying flat on her stomach and you continue to have intercourse. (a variation of doggy style)
I blew out my girl doggy style and wanted to tighten that up so I pushed her down and proceeded in the lazy dog position.
by Joshua MB December 30, 2005
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Lazy jaw

When a girl is sucking dick and doesn't open her mouth wide enough causing the teeth to grind the dick.
This gi had the worst lazy jaw, ruined my night.
by Thag January 3, 2015
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Lazy Donkey

A donkey punch thats suitable for the workplace. One would give it to an unsuspecting hot co-worker. Enough of a graze that excites you, but gentle enough so that she doesnt really know your motives.
"Eric just told me that he got a semi from giving that slammin new receptionist a Lazy Donkey as he walked by her."
by Clark W. G March 27, 2008
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Lazy as fuck

That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.
You are lazy as fuck; you would die in starvation if food stops falling to your mouth.
by cruello March 6, 2018
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