lawyer guy

When met with discourse in life, rather then communicate with the individual (like an adult) over the issue, the course of legal representation is immediately invoked.

They called to ask my help with a project, but they’re such a “lawyer guy”, I’m worried I’ll be sued for my troubles.

by Felix Longbottom April 13, 2024

Am a lawyer

This means that an individual is a lawyer. Instead of using "I" " Am" is used instead.

Am a lawyer, Beatrice told Intergrity group members who thought she was a model.

Am a lawyer, she shouted on top of her voice.

by Beatrice London. May 12, 2024

lawyers that win cases

A stupid ad I need getting on urban dictionary

“What’s something that is unreal?”

“Lawyers that win cases”

by Cheeae February 24, 2024

Lawyer Girlfriend.

A dangerously adorable mix of brains, confidence, and cross-examination. She’ll win your heart with airtight logic, charm a jury without trying, and still find time to object to your poor life choices—with love, of course.

Damn, if there's one thing I'm sure about, it's that he's definitely got a lawyer girlfriend.

by AcerbicLemon October 10, 2025

Oklahoma Lawyer

An Oklahoma Lawyer is someone that "knows a thing or two about the legal system" cause they've been in jail at least 3 times

Guy 1: Kyle told me he knows how to get away with growing weed
Guy 2: Nah man you can't trust Kyle, he's an Oklahoma lawyer

by Buck Shuckler December 4, 2025

Construction Accidents Lawyers

If you have been injured on a construction site, whether you were working or not, you may still have a lawsuit against those who created the dangerous condition. When safety standards are not followed, equipment is poorly maintained, or job sites are not properly inspected, the risk of injuries at construction sites becomes high and you may have a case against several people o

Construction Accidents Lawyers

by sabbaghthapar June 10, 2022

Anti-lawyer

The reverse lawyer, breaks the law to get evidence, doesn't care about anyone except their client, will kill, to prove you are not guilty.

Person 1: Hey bro look who's against puff, what a moron!
Person 2: Bro, thats the Anti-lawyer, he should be worried.

by Bunga69420 July 3, 2022