dolphin laid

when a male falls asleep while receiving a handjob.

"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.

"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.

the following was based on a true story

by pvb1012 October 9, 2009

Lainie

Super beautiful girl who is very smart and knows how to be nice to everyone

That Lainie is so hot

by EthanBaker200 December 15, 2017

getting laid

what we live for but never achieve

john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard

by thechas3 September 29, 2020

Laila

a young, lithe and graceful human being with unfathomable eyes. she hides her soul within her and rarely lets anyone else see it. a laila takes a long time to let somebody into her life and past her defences, but once she places her trust in them completely, she finds it near impossible to let go.

now those are the eyes of a laila; i cannot see past them.

by laila1029384756 January 8, 2009

laiqa

Most beautiful girl in the world. She's very sweet. Has the most gorgeous eyes , perfect smile and wonderful hair. She's just amazing! Anyone would be lucky to have her in their life.

When you see perfection it's called Laiqa.

Boy 1: woah that girl is hot!

Boy 2: she's almost a laiqa!

Girl 1: I wish I was as beautiful as laiqa.

Girl 2: you know that's not possible!

by yoatmxo December 22, 2013

Lainey

a girl who is extremely pretty and very fun to be around. break her heart, she'll break your cock, so be careful. usually has really cool thumbs. but overall, shes great.

no words can explain it. shes just, lainey.

by all drew January 11, 2009

Alexi Laiho

Hottest metal musician in the universe. Performing vocals and guitar in 'Children of Bodom', Alexi screams and howls his mysterious lyrics into the night. Wears eyeliner and plays killer riffs. Hot stuff.

'Children of Bodom' 'Cute' 'sexy' 'messiah'

by metal goddess March 3, 2005