Lunch Lag

The sleepy feeling you get after a hefty lunch

That large chip cob was a mistake. Get me some caffeine before the Lunch Lag kicks in

by l00k November 3, 2007

Life Lag

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.

Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.

by MasterFox November 18, 2010

Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .

Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"

by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016

lag speak

lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.

Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.

by AsianOnEggrollPatrol September 24, 2017

emoji lag

When texting, the feeling from emoji searching, taking too long.

Sometimes I suffer from emoji lag, when my text takes too long to compose, because I can't locate the right emoji. Emoji lag is kind of like jet lag, when text and graphic can't be combined fast enough to not feel out of sync.

by arbordwell May 18, 2015

Bella lagged

When a girl is being a real bitch and tires you out.

Holy fuck I’m so bella lagged right now.

by Master Bade July 4, 2019

chainsaw lag

the point at which during a Gears Of War 1/2 game where you realise the connection is so bad you going to have to be the thing you hate, a CHAINSAW NOOB.

This is where your only real chance of heloing your team is by chainsawing oponents this helps because its more accurate and once you lock on baby it all rips loose.

oh for f*#% sake this game is so laggy its a chainsaw lag.

urgh stupid chainsaw noobs they are either complete f*#$ wads or they hav chainsaw lag.

chainsaw lag just ruins this game dude, theres nothing better than shot gunning. True but better still shotgunning those chainsaw noobs.

by the real elmarko April 29, 2009