kris

never interact with a kris

girl 1: did you meet kris today?
girl 2: no, you shouldn’t of met her! she’ll eat you alive!

by dnupyomouth February 8, 2022

Kris russel

Kris russel is a guaranteed nhl mvp season after season because of his godlike shot blocking skills and his silky scoring ability

Oh is that kris russel ? He is so sexy and good at hockey

by Ehehdhdh August 28, 2019

kris

a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it

look at that greasy fuck kris

by greg persky May 1, 2023

Kris

A sigma chad with an unimaginable amount of power. Gets all the ladies. Very sexy and gets people from multiple genders.

Man 1 - Look at that kris over there.
Man 2 - I wish I could get as many ladies as him :(

by Sparkyu October 19, 2021

National Bully Kris Day

This is a national holiday in which anyone can bully or verbally use their friends called Kris.

“National Bully Kris Day is a nation wide holiday which takes place every Monday.”

by KrisHater123 December 4, 2023

Kris

kris is a very hot human being. Like DAYUUMMMM hes attractive.

Crimson: Kris is hot
Deanne: wtf

by Duckckckck January 27, 2022

kris

i love him, hes sweet and caring. i love him so much id be willing to just let him cut off my hair for whatever reasons he wanted. but sometimes i wish i was good enough for him

“have you heard of kris?”
“back off fact got. thats my bf”

by kuyazinzane January 24, 2024