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Rock Knockers

The basketball hoop used in Australia with no backboard
The nickname 'Rock Knockers' were given to these hoops because Australian outback heat caused normal basketballs to explode, so people threw rocks at the hoops causing a knocking sound to occur hence the name 'Rock Knockers'
Bogan 1: "Oi cunt pull up to the court and run some 1s"
Bogan 2: "Sure mate I've been grinding these Rock Knockers and they've given me deadly accuracy
Bogan 1: "Bet mate put the shrimp on the barbie"
by Azusaane November 20, 2022
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Alaskan Shit Knocker

A very small man that walks around on all fours with a 20 inch strap on attached to his belt because he is insecure about his own penis size. He tends to run around searching for people shitting in public restrooms. When he finds his victims he jumps over the bathroom stall onto their feet to then catapults them across the restroom. He then digs into his volumptuous new meal. He usually let's out a screech to warn his victims he's coming. When he approaches the poor souls he takes the shit from the toilet bowl and forces them to eat it. He then gives his schlong a swirly wirly in the shit water. After that he continues to slap his victim across the face with his schlong and then runs out into public on all fours making grunting noises while vigorously shitting everywhere.
"Woah! Do you see Tom!? He's on all fours again. Better run before he gives you an Alaskan Shit Knocker."
by Weewee'sforbreakfast.com January 1, 2021
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Fobber-Knocker

Mariam will become the president of the US and it will be in the year 2026. A fobber-knocker is a person who will never succeed in life
Ex1: A fobber-knocker is the idiot who thinks negative about everyone else to bring his self esteem up
by La Presidente January 15, 2005
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knee knockers

an old womans saggy tits that hang down and knock against her knees with every step she takes. some men find this erotic and very hot sex can stimulate a penis to pentrate through the knee knockers and enter the vagina.
damn those "knee knockers" are looking sexy.
by jim dandy January 24, 2005
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shit-knocker

Someone who shits in their hand and then flings it in another's face.
"See that guy over there? He's a shit-knocker."
by Epic-win May 25, 2009
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knee knocker

by fannyfreak July 25, 2003
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Door Knockers

Guy 1 "Man I had fucking door knockers today"
Guy 2 "I fucking hate those jehovah witness"
by Dorma February 22, 2011
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