kenyan pop tart

When someone tosses someones salad and the person recieving the rim job blows diorrhea in the other persons face. Ewwww!

I was was licking out this bitch, then without warning, she gave me a kenyan pop tart.

by haheho September 4, 2008

kenson

to drink to excess and make an ass of oneself; small in stature; gnome-like; quiet until drunk

You never would have known that guy was like that until he got drunk and pulled a kenson.

by MJ55 May 4, 2005

kenyan grandfather rolex

A martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cucumber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike

mr.toratelli:im a black belt in kenyan grandfather rolex
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy

by toratelli none the less January 21, 2010

Kenjon

A know all Greek God. Incredible strength, able to accomplish anything.

i sucked off a kenjon last night and i no longer am blind.

by St. Augustine the third March 1, 2011

Keyontae

A lil Bitch who whines about his micro penis

He(Keyontae) just a lil bitch

by big ole long tentcle dike May 14, 2017

Kenyan Car wash

When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.

" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"

"Sure, does your mom want one too"

" of course!"

by bob the builder199191 August 21, 2009

kenyen

A koala obsessed maniac who likes green.

Kenyen Luvz koalas

by MusicalBrush May 22, 2016