Keith/ Baz

Boomer red faced gammon from the North of England, Norf FC, will be seen down the local, voted Tory in 2019 GE.
Luvs carling, luvs spoons, luvs greggs, luvs the missus, luvs the bairns - simple as.
Married to a Sharon (female version, can down as many pints) or a Karen.

When a Keith/ Baz is seen in Wetherspoons face planting the floor after stumbling to the bar.
Onlookers - "Look at that Keith/ Baz over there hahaha"

by janda2020 September 6, 2020

Keith Gill

Slayer of shorts. Legend among men.

I wish I was like Keith Gill so I could stop being poor

by daithi2 April 29, 2021

Keith and the Grinder

A local, legendary live show, hosted by the legendary Keith, and his faithful sidekick Grinder (the Grinder) The show includes audience discussion about topics such as movies, TV, Family Guy, old movies, Family Guy episodes, golf, and more often than not, B-movies and Family Guy references. Occasionally a South Park line of discussion will sneak in. Always involves food, and drinking. And sometimes MORE drinking...

We went over to Tracy's roof top deck last night for this weeks episode of Keith and the Grinder. It was an especially good episode, full of fun, laughter, steak, and blue cheese grits. Keith made great Mai Tai cocktails for everyone, and the Grinder was spot on with his witty contributions...

by Brockly September 20, 2012

Keith Maple

Weed Term. The act of rolling a joint and dipping it in some maple syrup (excluding the roach) only a thin coat and then dabbing the joint in keith until it is covered. When you then smoke it it tastes of maple syrup while still fucking you up.

Yo jay wanna go for a keith maple after school tommorow?

by BlaxBro April 19, 2018

keith (real)

the actual keith yes i am here

HEY LOOK ITS ME!!! keith (real) FROM DISCORD!!!

by geometry keith from fnf May 2, 2022

keith melbourne

A man with a larger than normal head

Your man form tipp is an awful Keith Melbourne

by Bigdaddyonafarlow March 20, 2019

chase keith

Chase keiths often have musical talent. They are hilarious to be around and ultimately a good friend. People may say they are full of them selves or 'hollywood,' but they just like to be right. It's not necessarily a bad thing.

Dude, that Chase Keith guy is the shit. He really is my idol.

by kaylaMae June 14, 2017