An 11 year old singer who sounds like a dying walrus with down syndrome. His "music" appeals to young, insecure teenage girls who for some reason think they're gonna marry him, and for some reason, each of his terrible and annoying songs have lyrics that are so simplistic and boring it makes you want to cut your ears off.
Person 1: Did you hear the new justin bieber song?
Person 2: That was a song? I thought it was a loud broken vacuum.
Person 1: I don't blame you.
Person 2: That was a song? I thought it was a loud broken vacuum.
Person 1: I don't blame you.
by TheWalrus37 March 29, 2010
1) Shit shaped in a human structure lacking genitals, his looks atracts weak-minded girls as his only way to gain profits and produces a harmful noise out of its mouth.
2)Diarrhea.
2)Diarrhea.
Normal person: Justin Bieber songs are shit! My ears couldn't stand such a noise!
Weak-minded teen girl: I Luv Bieber! <3 <3 <3 I don't know why everyone insults him and says his music sucks! they are jealous because he's cuuute! <3 <3 <3
Weak-minded teen girl: I Luv Bieber! <3 <3 <3 I don't know why everyone insults him and says his music sucks! they are jealous because he's cuuute! <3 <3 <3
by GAWDy November 16, 2010
Someone who gives guys with high pitched voices hope that they are okay to be late bloomers. There are many boys who voice break at the age of 12-14 or even earlier than that but the exception of 15 and above is being made fun of. Therefore, I would say he is an inspiration to me as my voice is like a kid when I shout and I’m definitely considered quite late for my voice to break.
Me: Man why my voice is still like a kid? Everyone makes fun of me and I feel less manly.
Other guys(with deeper voices): You sound like a kid man, wait for puberty to hit you
Me: yeah, if Justin Bieber hit puberty late, I can too, it ain’t that bad after all!
Other guys(with deeper voices): You sound like a kid man, wait for puberty to hit you
Me: yeah, if Justin Bieber hit puberty late, I can too, it ain’t that bad after all!
by BlessedQK August 14, 2018
"Justin Bieber," a term used to describe a rare bread between a dying cat, and a 11 year old girl. It should be noted that being a "Justin Bieber," or listening to one, should be fraud upon in many society's.
Girl: OMG, Justin Bieber is on MTV.
Father: HOLY SHIT, GET THAT JUSTIN BIEBER OUT OF MY FACE! DEAR LORD, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
Father: HOLY SHIT, GET THAT JUSTIN BIEBER OUT OF MY FACE! DEAR LORD, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
by Rockn'Rolla September 08, 2010
A 16 year old who still sounds like he's 6. All in all, he's not a bad person, but every man alive seems to hate him.
Girl: "Ooh, Justin Bieber song! It's not too bad."
Boy: -obviously jealous he's stealing his girlfriend- "He's such a FAGGOT which no talent.
Boy: -obviously jealous he's stealing his girlfriend- "He's such a FAGGOT which no talent.
by loovelyy. June 22, 2010
a kid whose balls haven't dropped yet. he sucks at singing and is so ugly. his only fans are 5 year olds and older girls who have the worst taste in music.
Girl 1: oh my goodness! have u seen justin bieber? he is soooo hot!
Girl 2: are u kidding me?!? he is such a faggot!
Girl 2: are u kidding me?!? he is such a faggot!
by Allota Warmheart April 01, 2010
The combination of a Keebler Elf, a Barbie doll, and Paul McCartney. A pop singer that was birthed straight out of the ass of Canada, which dropped this little shit in America. He contains an illness which gives him the illusion that he's Michael Jackson by generically copying Michael's whole career. An epic fail, who's loved by some, and hated by all.
Interviewer: Hey, Justin, what are some of your favorite songs off of your albums? I heard you have some amazing songs, and they're classic.
Justin Bieber: Uh..."Billie Jean", "Thriller", "Beat It", and...
Interviewer: Uh, that's music from King of Pop!
Justin Bieber: I am the King of Pop, bitch! (Well, I'm not but I have to make my fans believe that I am, so they can be on my nuts, claiming I'm the next Michael Jackson.)"
Justin Bieber: Uh..."Billie Jean", "Thriller", "Beat It", and...
Interviewer: Uh, that's music from King of Pop!
Justin Bieber: I am the King of Pop, bitch! (Well, I'm not but I have to make my fans believe that I am, so they can be on my nuts, claiming I'm the next Michael Jackson.)"
by IexposedU April 30, 2011