Maria Jose

A Maria Jose or a “Maria” is one of the most trustworthy people you could ever meet. She also is a great listener and gives great advice but don’t do anything wrong to her friends because if you do she will come after you so fast. A Maria Jose is beautiful and she will not only attract guys with her looks but she’ll also attract Girls too. If your a Maria Jose’s friend and you get her mad she’ll give you the silent treat meant until she thinks she’s punished you enough. When A Maria Jose loves you she isn’t afraid to tell you sometimes she’ll just say she loves you unexpectedly and all you can do is tell her you love her back. She will get really sad though if your her friend and you ignore her or if she thinks you mad at her. Basically if you ever get a Maria Jose or a “Maria” never let her go and always be there for her.

Maria Jose

Maria:Love you!!
You:Love you too.

by Kftw4thewin October 21, 2018

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The biggest faggot in the entire school.

Jack: Jose is the biggest faggot ever like seriously.

Calvin: I know right!

by MinionTwister December 13, 2016

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An amazing person with a wonderful personality.He is perfect.His looks are amazing.It is weird but most of them end up marrying someone named Sarah.But no one really can tell how great he is until you get to know him.(A sex god)

'Who is that kid,he looks amazing?' 'Oh,that's Jose,he's awsome.'

by Urban Masters April 01, 2017

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Jose is the type of guy that everybody is not jealous of, he is also very STUPID .

Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: Oooooooh boy let's get out of here he is coming
Girl: Who
Guy: JOSE BOOOOOYYYYY

by So desses mesmo... March 24, 2017

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A creepy hairy virgin. He sings like an autistic dolphin, has no outside skills and would gladly suck off Captain America (possibly take dick). An illegal beaner, possibly a bigger pedophile than "Matthew". He's obsessed with females, that one creepy kid in the rally recording cheerleaders for personal use. The type of nigga to sniff a girl's seat when she gets up.

Cheerleader 1: Did you see that creepy ass virgin recording us during the rally?
Cheerleader 2: Yeah, that's Jose, I hear he sniffs my seat when I get up
Cheerleader 3: My mom knows his mom, they came over one day and I noticed some of my panties went missing after that day.
Kid: I grabbed his backpack one day, he turned around real pissed saying, "What's up nigga?"

by fatassgingerlookimnforpipe December 04, 2017

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