A Jesse is a guy who can't survive with out a girlfriend and is a major man whore he also dumps girls every week and is a major jerk he's just very horny so stay away -- refering to guy jesse's
jesse went out with three girls last week and then he said that they all asked him out sure he's so horny
by cactus101 October 16, 2008
Get the Jessemug. A person who is madly in love with another person(usually of the opposite sex) but is unable to be with them for whatever reason. They then tell said person that they no longer wish to remain in contact or be friends in order to get over such feelings of self pitty. Within 2 days however they fail to stick to their guns and go crawling back with his/her tail between his/her legs.
"mate, told him i don't wana chat anymore"
"doing a jesse i see...how long you recon you'll hold out"
"probably longer than jesse..."
"doing a jesse i see...how long you recon you'll hold out"
"probably longer than jesse..."
by sophie_jayne February 9, 2008
Get the Jessemug. he is always tall, has dark blue eyes, has medium brown hair,energetic,usually has a last name of a past president,wears old beat up romeos,has a nike blue sweatshirt that he cherishes,a small town guy, likes riding fourwheelers, parents are divorced,not very great in school,
by bhncjuisgh November 17, 2014
Get the jessemug. Jess, the name given to a kind heart-ed individual, born winner and just a stunning girl. A lady who is rather quiet at first but has a sense of humour that only people wish they had!
Jess is a born competitor with specialties in board games and badminton, you think you have seen it all, until the racket/dice enters her hand then suddenly bam within a blink of an eye you've lost. You try to rematch but alas the same outcome. Is there nothing that can stop her? Many have tried more than once but have failed. Most would gloat in this situation. Not Jess. She offers the best type of sympathy, Sarcasm. Which only a Jess can do and still make you feel better for losing. Losing around a Jess in most people’s eyes feels like you’re a winner at heart.
As well as a fun-loving character on the outside Jess loves a good innuendo and is always the first to point one out or if you're lucky catch your eye. With that comes the Jess giggle. A cute, contagious and room filling laugh. Creating even more smiles than normal when she is within.
Driving with a Jess is interesting, no hands are normally the common procedure. But you kind of lose all fear because well you're in a car with a Jess and wouldn't want to experience this with anyone else, as somehow you know she still is in control.
Knowing Jess is just a pleasure, one that you won't experience until you have one in your life. Everyone needs someone called Jess.
Jess is a born competitor with specialties in board games and badminton, you think you have seen it all, until the racket/dice enters her hand then suddenly bam within a blink of an eye you've lost. You try to rematch but alas the same outcome. Is there nothing that can stop her? Many have tried more than once but have failed. Most would gloat in this situation. Not Jess. She offers the best type of sympathy, Sarcasm. Which only a Jess can do and still make you feel better for losing. Losing around a Jess in most people’s eyes feels like you’re a winner at heart.
As well as a fun-loving character on the outside Jess loves a good innuendo and is always the first to point one out or if you're lucky catch your eye. With that comes the Jess giggle. A cute, contagious and room filling laugh. Creating even more smiles than normal when she is within.
Driving with a Jess is interesting, no hands are normally the common procedure. But you kind of lose all fear because well you're in a car with a Jess and wouldn't want to experience this with anyone else, as somehow you know she still is in control.
Knowing Jess is just a pleasure, one that you won't experience until you have one in your life. Everyone needs someone called Jess.
by ChrisH94 March 15, 2020
Get the Jessmug. she's super cool but also has big dumb bitch energy also she falls in love with people after 0.5 seconds of them being nice to her.
by dumb bitch energy November 3, 2018
Get the jessmug. A midget that looks and sounds like a demented Weasel, that suffers from Erectile Dysfunction, likes Anal, usually has a penis no longer than 2 - 3 Inches and likes to dream about fucking Animals.
by The Pussy Cat September 26, 2015
Get the Jessemug. A gamer who loves to watch porn and a good friend and has a big appetite and loves cats and loves to buy Jordans and has a gf for about two days
Damn Jesse
by Hornyguy2542 October 22, 2017
Get the Jessemug.