Japanese Wedgie

When someone grabs you by the undies, lifts you up and off the ground, twists them, then ties them into a knot all while being lifted off the ground by some strong ass SOB. The pain comes later.

Person one: *grabs person two by the underwear* *lifts person two up and off the ground* *ties person two's underwear*

Person two: *dies* IIIIIIIEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!
Person one: *Lets go of person two's undies*
Person two: *walks back home while also feeling the horrid pain up their ass* I can't believe they gave me a Japanese Wedgie...

by It_Can_Not December 21, 2019

Japanadan

(n) Japan + Canada + Dan.

A popular influencer specializing in Japanese and Canadian food news and trends.

An instagrammer. Youtuber. Blogger. @Japanadan

If I am looking for recommendations for new, trendy, or delicious food in Japan or Canada, Japanadan is the perfect man for the job.

by Japan Canada Dan September 23, 2020

Japanery

The act of creating words to make yourself sound smart when in reality you're a dope

I think if we add a hint of Japanery to this design it will really pop

by Everyday is Thursday December 4, 2020

Japanese Grandma

A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice.

I can't remember the rest of the night after I had that Japanese Grandma but I know I had the best shit of my life

by mortoniodizedsalt March 23, 2022

Flag of Japan

When you fuck a chick on her period and blood leaks onto white sheets creating a Japanese flag lookalike.

B: Shit! Your bed sheet looks like a giant flag of Japan!
J: Yeah, Rachel is on her period and I fucked her on the bed last night.

by csisok86 April 8, 2016

toys in japan

A weird YouTube channel that should not exist. For starters the channel has nothing to do with toys. But they also make really bad videos about nusery rhymes. I'll name a few "five little hitlers jumping on the bed, daddy finger hulk, and five little minions jumping on a bed". The animation makes a the drawings you made in pre-k look like something made by Pablo Picasso. It's so atrocious its as I you took a idiot, then told him to animate while he's high, this is what you would have. Plus there's this weird guy singing it,and it sounds like he's playing with his ding dong, while raping a puppy, and snorting crack. Honestly this channel does not deserve this definition. It's so terrible if you showed it to 5year old they'd throw themselves off the emire state building.

Search up toys in Japan , and you'll see what I mean.........

by mr mr jellyman January 20, 2018

'White Person in Japan' Syndrome

White Person in Japan Syndrome is a mindset in which a white expat in Japan believes they will be worshiped and have numerous opportunities handed to them without working for it for no other reason apart from the fact they are white. This also includes the types of foreigners who visit/move to Japan with unrealistic, romanticized expectations of the country (usually caused by viewing too much anime), only to quickly become disillusioned early on and develop a strange contempt for Japan. Alternative names include “Foreigner in East Asia Syndrome” to be more inclusive and “White Person in Korea Syndrome” for all the Koreaboos specifically.

It's such a shame that Kendra's 'White Person in Japan' Syndrome held her back from making something wonderful of her time in Japan.

by falling moon December 14, 2019