janky smiche

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by Anonymous July 24, 2003

janky lo-fi

A combination of janky and lo-fi; bootleg; generally worthless or in extremely poor condition.

Hey, that burgundy velvet smoking jacket is looking kind of janky lo-fi, what happened?

Beer spill.

by yo February 1, 2005

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020

janky ass byrd

Janky ass bird a janky ass bird is a cheap ass penis

but it can be a different definition if you use the words in this phrase with different meanings.

Man, you're acting like a janky ass byrd

by Leiland May 9, 2006

Janky

A term used to describe anything or anyone that is gross, worn out, beat up, very broken down or just plain weird.

"Dad, this old dirt road that you're going down is very janky."

"I don't know what I was thinking when I kissed that boy, his breath was janky."

by ash the tray April 10, 2017

Janky

Broke but somehow if not miraculously still working.

Derived from the term Gerry-rigged, which originated in WW2. During the allied advanced to Germany they were amazed at how Germans Panzers and commandeered Russian T-34s being in such a broke down state still ran and the ingenious methods and ad-hoc meterials the Germans would use to keep the tanks running.

I don't know how the hell he keeps that janky-a$$ Toyota toaster running!

by Penis Kneivel August 1, 2023

Janky

There are many different meanings to the word. It can mean something is tacky, or someone is trashy, or something isn't working the way it should, or someone/something smells nasty.

"Omg what is that person wearing?"
"I don't know but they look janky!"

by DLA May 10, 2015