by RED January 20, 2003

To tie on an afternoon load- when one or ones starts drinking prior to the evening. It is usually done on ones day off during normal business hours When everyone else is working.
Warning a good afternoon jag usually results in an early bed time.
Warning a good afternoon jag usually results in an early bed time.
"I am going to tie on good Afternoon Jag today and walk my dog up the park and walk my dog up to the park holding a cape coder while everyone else is walking around on their lunch break."
"Do you want to come over and tie an Afternoon Jag ? "
What did you do yesterday on your day off?
"ey just tied on an Afternoon Jag, in bed by 6"
"Do you want to come over and tie an Afternoon Jag ? "
What did you do yesterday on your day off?
"ey just tied on an Afternoon Jag, in bed by 6"
by Trilla86 October 06, 2011

1. The sock a young boy continually masturbates into.
2. If there were ten deuche bags in a line and one was to be chosen as the biggest deuche bag out of those ten said deuche bags that person would be also known as a jag bag.
2. If there were ten deuche bags in a line and one was to be chosen as the biggest deuche bag out of those ten said deuche bags that person would be also known as a jag bag.
1. Timmy's mom got an unpleasant surprise when she was cleaning his room and came across his jag bag.
2. Michael Polinko, the 40 year old with a genuine bowflex body who plays in a rock band is a jag bag.
2. Michael Polinko, the 40 year old with a genuine bowflex body who plays in a rock band is a jag bag.
by T_Love89 November 04, 2008

Used in reference, usually in a fit of rage, to clarify the necessity to forcefully insert an obscene object into the 'Jag Hole'.
by McKale January 11, 2008

1) Excessive and uncontrollable weeping brought on by a deep emotional trauma
2) Something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn't work
2) Something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn't work
by patentleathertweezers December 18, 2011

by Merraim Webster's Collegiate Dictionary September 10, 2004

A dance competition where the two competitors do their best impersonations of Mick Jagger, the frontman of The Rolling Stones.
For tips on how to Jag Off correctly, watch The Rolling Stone's live performances on YouTube.
For tips on how to Jag Off correctly, watch The Rolling Stone's live performances on YouTube.
by thundercalves June 28, 2010
