Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.
My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.
by Frank Palace June 28, 2022
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Hangout Insurance

something that you can "accidentally" leave with a friend or take from them so that they HAVE to see you again.
Rob keeps leaving his tapes in my car. It's totally hangout insurance.
by ismissing March 30, 2011
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curb insurance

Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 17, 2019
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The cousin to TheLavaPanther10 and will maybe change channel name upload schedule is trash might change name can never decide that.
Kool aid man with no insurance’s upload schedule is horrible
by Person in discord September 16, 2022
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gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
by Jack Atrophy August 11, 2022
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Yalla Insure

Go-To person for all your problems. Extremely helpful. Everyone's type. Besides their immensely resourceful nature, they are always approachable. Some call them an aggregator, some a collaborator but most of us know them as a facilitator. Overall, very reliable, supportive, saves your time & money by helping you make the right choices!
"I wish I had more partners like Yalla Insure"
- Insurance Companies in UAE
by Insurance Brokers Association November 26, 2021
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