party pooper

Ass that you invite to the party that eventually starts being stubborn and ruins the fun.

It would be funny to stick a party pooper's head in the punch bowl

by lunar shadows September 5, 2004

party-pooper

Someone that goes and poops at a party to make everyone avoid the bathroom and to put everyone in a bad mood because all they can smell in the entire house in the stinky poop.

-Dude this party sucks, it smells like poop all over your house so everyone just left or went outside.
-Yeah that was Craig who pooped in my bathroom downstairs.
-Yeah. Why would someone even poop downstairs? Is that sabotage? What a party-pooper.

by André10000 June 22, 2011

lazer pooper

Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee

Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!

by Potatoes confetti May 7, 2018

Poly Pooper

Someone that poops multiple times per day

"Why is John always going to the bathroom when we hang out?"
"Oh, he's just a poly pooper"

by glarmbo January 7, 2023

ostrich pooper

A person who is just being an asshole or extremely toxic. This word describes a person that nobody would typically want to have as a friend.

Josh: God! Daniel is being such an ostrich pooper!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.

Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!

by Mr. Ostrich Man March 13, 2019

Glue Pooper

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.

"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1

"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2

by Senor Taint Tickler March 28, 2012

Pooper Scooper

A sex act in which a girl takes a shit on a man's dick. Then the man uses his penis to scoop the poop into a condom (bag for dog shit) then he places the filled condom in the girl's ass (the trash can).

You would not believe how messy the pooper scooper was when I was with Yolanda last night. She left that shit in her ass until after I left.

by ninth.undertow July 30, 2019