the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 20, 2025
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IC Imagine

ICI is a charter school in North Carolina full of kids that couldn’t make it in a traditional school environment. They’re known for their weak children and teacher body and incredible in-exceptionalism in all sports.
Oh! You go to IC Imagine? You must be a little bitch!
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IC Imagine

A school located in Asheville North Carolina well known for a dense concentration of degenerates forming their student body.
IC Imagine is for the weak who cannot survive at a normal school.
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imagination def

It is your imagination
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Imagine I spelt that right.

A humorous phrase used immediately after misspelling a word intentionally or not to acknowledge the mistake in a lighthearted, self-deprecating way. The phrase is often used by someone who is known to regularly misspell words, and it’s meant to make others laugh while playfully admitting defeat. It’s less about correcting the error and more about leaning into it for comedic effect, as if the speaker is laughing at themselves while rethinking their life choices.
Person A: What do you do for a living?
Person B: I do ecnomcks.
Person B: Imagine I spelt that right.
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This is used to describe when a player misses a really easy chance, usually in front of goal. Whatever the reason, it is embarrassing when a player misses a sitter.
Just imagine if Timo had missed this
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imagine

a slang version version of saying envision getting a negative outcome
imagine losing
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