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Hoosier Tummy

Intestinal disorder caused by watching the Indiana Hoosiers find another way to loose a football game. Particularly grave in the early Fall, before there's a prospect of a basketball game to ameliorate the symptoms
Russell should never have risked eating 8 sliders on top of the Hoosier tummy he already had from watching IU blow a 25 point lead
by mac Superhoosier October 25, 2009
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hoosier

there are basically two categories of hoosier:
A. hoosier by birth
B. hoosier by lifestyle

a hoosier by birth really has no choice but to be a hoosier. They come from a long line of hoosiers, described by St. Louisian Glenn Savan in his book White Palace as "decendants of transplanted Ozark farmers.' Usually overweight, trailor inhabiting, junk food eating, quasi-inbred folks whose idea of luxury is shopping at Wal-Mart and when in the mood for gourmet dining, go to Ponderosa. For the ultimate in entertainment, it's the Jerry Springer Show or pro wrestling. Of course, NASCAR is big also. But the mecca of the true hoosier is Six Flags Ovcr Mid-America in Eureka, MO. A disproportinate number of hoosiers can be found at hospitals, as both patients and visitors, a result of a lifetime of artery clogging, blood pressure raising diet and smoking cigarettes. Due to its proximity to Jefferson County, St. Anthony's Hospital in south St. Louis County is a prime spot for hoosier watching,

Hoosiers by lifestyle have no excuse. They more often than not come from decent families but once are grown up and on their own, they choose to live like white trash. They listen to metal music, drink beer in excess, spend hundreds of dollars on fireworks every Fourth of July, allow their dogs to shit in their neighbors' yard, and attend professional sporting events not affordable for born hoosiers, and of course they are drunk and obnoxious at these baseball/football/hockey games.
Only a total hoosier would throw an empty drink cup out of the car window.
by Woody Thomas August 20, 2008
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Ghetto Hoochie Inc

In other words hoochies that are ghetto. They are loud and obnoxious black girls. They use slang such as "Sho' Nuff Is!" and SHOOT etc. They also got weird ass names like LaKisha, or Nitisha, or Shartenek etc. They are usually ugly because if they was fine they wouldn't be a Ghetto Hoochie. An acronym for Ghetto Hoochie Inc. is GHI. For example if a GHI is walking by you you say there go GHI. Most of GHI's population is located in the south in places such as Florida, Atlanta, Texas etc. GHI members are usually more ghetto than there man. GHIs are usually girls but if a male were to be a GHI he would be considered gay. If you still don't know what a GHI got watch The Parkers on BET. Or just look at Remy Ma she a GHI she shot her own homegirl because she $3000 was missing from her purse that is very GHI like to put $3000 in your purse and shoot yo own homegirl. Well that concludes it you should now what a Ghetto Hoochie Inc. is by now.
The Parkers both the mama and the daughter. Remy Ma is a great example she shot her own homegirl but she don't even know for sure if she did it. Those examples are both Ghetto Hoochie Inc. members.
by Ghetto Hoochie Inc. May 2, 2008
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Humpback Hoochie Mama

A cracker-ass-cracker misinterpretation of the lyrics in a 2 Live Crew Song. See the original "Friday" with Ice Cube.
No, Todd, it's HOODRAT hoodrat hoochie mama. NOT HUMPBACK!!
by The Roc March 22, 2004
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hoochie mama

a woman who wears a skirt that almost shows a goodies. will wear booty shorts in winter and call them pants. a woman who will let people look but wont touch.
Maddi is a hoochie mama because she wears a mini skirt in the dead of winter
by dajah23 April 2, 2011
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Hoochie

SLutty chick who bums drinks off men at the bar and lives with her estranged babys daddy rent free in a shitty town. Easy to identify because they call other chicks Hoochies when theyare in fact the queen hoochie.
"Look at Beth, she's over there bummin drinks again. What a fuckin Hoochie Mama"
by Mayor of Malone January 12, 2011
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hoochie

a female who seems to be a `dog`, `ho` or `slut` because she can be seen with many men at one time or because she wear less then un approprete clothing...
may also be a `video ho` (dances in the back of video clips)
she was a hoochie!!! bouncin her bootie on that video! what a slut!!!
by waggle-waggle March 6, 2004
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