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crazy hamburger 

Simply the best thing ever

If you’re Kibble, Cloud, Art Decade, Starman or Gibby. Hi it’s pissworm I defined this for y’all
CRAZY HAMBURGER DIT IS HORIBEL
crazy hamburger by Demilah September 27, 2020

Throat Hamburger 

To really go at someone's throat tissue during oral sex. Y'know, get in there good.
"My boyfriend has a sore throat because I was up late making some throat hamburger with him."
Throat Hamburger by ThroatHamburger December 28, 2020

where's my hamburger 

Weird creepy phrase said by the Meijer check out guy!
"Where's my hamburger "said the strange man.

hamburger meat 

The bits left in the toilet after flushing a messy shit.
Roomate 1 : "Fuck, man flush the toilet twice next time."

Roomate 2 : "Why?"

Roomate 1 : "There was a load of hamburger meat floatin around when i went to take a piss."
hamburger meat by That Fella. June 19, 2012

Hamburger Helper 

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush
Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!
Hamburger Helper by vap0rWTC February 5, 2010

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.
"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)