half a cat

Refers to a situation where any less than the whole item is worse than having nothing at all. The idea is that while it's obvious that sometimes doing (or having) something half-assed is worse than doing it properly, sometimes doing it half-assed is worse than not doing it at all.

Me: Hi Jim, do you like kittens?
Jim: Yeah, kittens are awesome!
Me: Great, well how about I just give you half a cat for now.
Jim: Oh, umm, never mind.

by Kitten Lover HAC January 13, 2013

half lobbed

being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.

i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

Half princess

A total bitch. Half princess is a total understatement.

Yeah bro I tried to take her out make her happy but she's like half princess.

by TheMacAttackNeverRests August 27, 2017

Half past inebriated

When you have had to much to drink or smoke or do to much of any drug and you are in a new, higher stage of drunk or high.

“Bro you were sooo half past inebriated lastnight!” “Shut up man i only took 4 xanies”

by Noah the nigger November 18, 2017

Half-Life of a Relationship

Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.

“Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”

“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”

by Zagorzan November 27, 2019

Half a Mile Kyle

Huge penis

Ewan Has a Half a Mile Kyle while Sean Gabello is stuck with a millimeter peter

by Definitely not Rodrigo Picozzi July 31, 2020

half life 2

A masterpiece that came out in 2004 and still holds up in 2020.

Wow, half life 2 is still going.

by hello gordon November 9, 2020