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van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.
Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
by hernybern March 18, 2024
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guzzling junkie breathe

When a loco has ate too many boogers and it all built up in the throat
"I caught you picking boogerz amigo..."
"wtf i'm not a guzzling junkie breathein ass boy!"
by Al Packino August 22, 2021
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cum guzzling penis leech

Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.
by Kiraimichealis August 26, 2018
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cum guzzling twat sucker

Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.
by BEKatPotsdam February 11, 2010
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guzzle the gyatt

by SigmaChad3000 April 3, 2024
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guzzle

To drink or eat something very quickly
They watch, as I guzzle my Dr Pepper and devour an entire pizza.
by diamondman54 December 17, 2016
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cum guzzling maniac

Three words, discern what each of them mean and then proceed to apprehend the term as a whole.
It's entirely possible there are cum guzzling maniacs waiting on the other side of that door.
by neizel January 23, 2025
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