The Gunt Stunt

When you sniff a naughty substance off a sweaty gunt (The Gut & Cunt combined).
The Gunt Stunt Defined.

Gunt Owner: Moy!!! Want to sniff Ket off my Sweaty Gunt!

Moy: Yes please! I love that Gunt! It enhances the flavour of the Ket!!!
by Bonanza123456789 September 08, 2023
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Skegness gunt

One who goes up and down the promenard sporting guntius maximus and a knee gunt on their mobility scooter scrapping across the floor with tight leggings and a tube tope on
Hey look theirs another skegness gunt and another one carful u might get a guntcussion if you go nere them
by Jumpiercrib260 August 30, 2021
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gunt puddle

A collection of sweat that accumulates between the pannis and the pussy.
Her gunt puddle could be seen from across the room.
by Dirtytrainer December 11, 2017
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Gunted Baby

Two individuals with protruding sacks of fat between their gut and their genital area who conceive a child after lifting their gunt away from their genital area. Then, the child is destined to be born with a gunt, twice the size.
Doctor: "Holy shit is that the baby's butt on it's way out?"
Nurse: "Nope that's the gunt."
Doctor: "Holy shit that's one massive gunted baby!"
by Mum&Dad2 October 07, 2009
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Canada's Gunt

I grew up in the heart of Canada's Gunt
by tantroll July 24, 2020
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MR Gunt

MR Gunt

Mentally Retarded bloke, with tiny cock and fatty deposits around the genital area.
Women 1: Look at that MR Gunt
Women 2: He'd have better luck finding sex in a Zoo or Wales.
by Frub August 18, 2011
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gunt nosher

A man who proudly and enthusiastically nibbles, bites, sucks-at and munches on a woman's "gunt", or, the bulging area of fat located between an overweight girl's stomach and genitals.
"Quit changing the radio station, gunt nosher!" or "Do you think that guy wakes up every morning TRYING to look like a gunt nosher?"
by billiam's brenda October 27, 2008
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