the greatest plan

using any flying vehicle(preferibly an helicopter) to kamikazee yourself into the problem as stated by the genius valiant hero Charles Calvin

Wait there, i have a plan(the greatest plan)
¡¡THIIIS IS THE GREEEAAATEEEEST PLAAAAAAAAAN!!

by joe ligma yuri updog January 4, 2022

el-bro grease

A racist term employed by rich people to refer to the practice of hiring blacks or Mexicans to do work that they feel is beneath them. The "el," in "el-bro grease" means "the" in Spanish and therefore represents Latinos and "bro" is short for "brother," which is slang for an African or African-American.

My good man! That was a smashing round of golf. Whoa! What did you shine the rims of your Lexus with? Dog shit? Might I recommend a full-service car wash where they will use plenty of el-bro grease to polish those to a sterling luster?

by Genital Colon Bowel November 7, 2012

greater lowell technical high school

Greater Lowell Technical High School is a school in Tyngsboro. (I know weird its called greater lowell) It is called this because it is made up of Lowell Dracut Dunstable and Tyngsboro.

Also known as "the voke" or "the joke"

According to lowell high students, people from the voke cannot get into a college... NOT TRUE

If you are graduating from Greater Lowell Technical High School in 2006 or you graduated before that you know what "fresh fruit" is. You also know that if your a smoker, the girls electrical bathroom is the place to be durring 6th lunch. Mr. Yaffa has been your substitute... in every class. If you get sent to the deans office... youd much rather go to dean fallon then dean connelle. You know what project adventure is. Someone is eventually going to pull a senior prank involving the teachers resource center. Taco Bell and Mcdonalds... NOPE... West commons and East commons. Out of the 4 years you went to (or are going to be in) the voke you've known (or you know) at least 4 students that have been pregnant.

Just a couple of Shop Stereotypes:
Cosmo Hoes
Marketing bitches

by Medical A Weeeeekkk April 23, 2006

greaser

A youth culture that began in the 1950s mainly among middel and lower class boys. Greasers had a heavy interest in cars, the ladies, fights, and the ladies. The classic greaser is easily recognized by the disctinctive black leather jacket, T-shirt, and jeans. Most greasers grew their hair longer than usual, and it was often applied with grease. Greasers listened to 1950s rock such as Elvis presley, Chuck Berry, and Little Richard. Many greasers grew up to become bikers.

The greaser days are often considered Americana, and the group has made a bit of a comeback. A modern greaser has most of the traits of a 50s greaser. These include a passion for cars, an interest in rock music, and an itch for a good fight. Many greasers wear the classic black leather jackets and T/sleeveless shirts just as they did in the 50s.

Hey greaser, need a haircut?

by Andy Pat April 1, 2010

greased watermelon

Made famous by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it's when you grease a watermelon and throw it into the pool.

Greased watermelon was thought to be impossible to win, but someone didn't grease it enough and I won. Pride raged through me.

by chardeemacdennis August 14, 2012

Weasel Greaser

Noun. A promiscuous girl. One that is known to get many men off. A very wet and horny sexually active woman.

Did you see that girl grabbing on all those guys tonight?" "Yeah, she's a real weasel greaser.

by RHP4 December 31, 2010

Trucker's Grease

A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.

Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014