bone gobbler

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher ith a bone gobbler.

by sbo October 13, 2013

dong gobbler

a man who likes to suck on other men's dong (a queer bastard)

Ryan is such a dong gobbler

by squatsy November 2, 2003

poon gobbler

A person who consumes vast quantities of poontangs (has had sex many man many many times)

That little kid on the drama team is a such a poon gobbler! He gets 5 or 10 ladies a night!

by Beachums May 13, 2006

marshmallow gobbler

A floozy that gobbles a white mans balls until he ejaculates and spreads his marshmallow goo.

Get on your knees you little marshmallow gobbler and give me s'more.

by Ziggyz123 July 9, 2014

ass gobbler

One who gets on your last nerve

Damn, My history teacher is an ass gobbler

by Big Goy June 8, 2004

Throat Gobbler

Pronounced "throat gobblah"

A throat gobblah is somebody who shoves their tongue down the other person's throat while they are kissing.

Haley is a throat gobblah! She was the worst kisser and I have a sore throat because of her!

Throat Gobbler.

by Mazzzzziax July 7, 2008

Gooch Gobbler

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team

Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!

by mtc25 January 12, 2009