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Feltch Gobbler

n: one who sucks cum out of another's rectum.
Timmy anal penetrated this hot broad & dumped a load of cum deep into her bowels. The broad's sister then proceded to suck the jizz out of her tine hole as she farted. Talk about one sick ass Feltch Gobbler.
by Tina Sperm Cleana November 8, 2011
mugGet the Feltch Gobblermug.

dong gobbler

a man who likes to suck on other men's dong (a queer bastard)
by squatsy November 2, 2003
mugGet the dong gobblermug.

marshmallow gobbler

A floozy that gobbles a white mans balls until he ejaculates and spreads his marshmallow goo.
by Ziggyz123 July 9, 2014
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poon gobbler

A person who consumes vast quantities of poontangs (has had sex many man many many times)
That little kid on the drama team is a such a poon gobbler! He gets 5 or 10 ladies a night!
by Beachums May 13, 2006
mugGet the poon gobblermug.

ass gobbler

One who gets on your last nerve
by Big Goy June 8, 2004
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Gooch Gobbler

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
by mtc25 January 12, 2009
mugGet the Gooch Gobblermug.

Throat Gobbler

Pronounced "throat gobblah"

A throat gobblah is somebody who shoves their tongue down the other person's throat while they are kissing.
Haley is a throat gobblah! She was the worst kisser and I have a sore throat because of her!

Throat Gobbler.
by Mazzzzziax July 7, 2008
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