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The Marty Groves

A forest in Ohio where you take sluts in your Jeep and fuck them right in their fat ass so hard that their vagina gets stuck in the shifter knob and you have to use your winch to get them off.
Last night, I took Olivia to the Marty Groves and got her tight twat impaled on my big black knob. Third gear smells so fuckin' good!!
by Joel A. Queer November 22, 2010
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Gloversville

A city in upstate New York, home to some of the most disgusting people on the planet. In Gloversville, it is the norm to lose your virginity at age twelve and smoke pot and get drunk by the age of thirteen. By fifteen, most girls have had at least five sexual partners. A pregnant teen is nothing unusual, and is usually thought of as a joke by young pregnant teenagers. The goal of most teenagers and adults is to live on welfare for the rest of their natural lives and have child after child so as to gain more money. Only occasionally do you see a teenager that wants to make something of themselves. If you were raised correctly and aren't a slut/druggie/alcoholic in high school, you are usually considered a loser.
Seriously, don't come to Gloversville unless you absolutely have to. I'm not even fucking kidding.
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Meat Glove

A Ghetto-ass hot pocket from the store down the block. It's kept refrigerated and never frozen because fuck you, that's why. You want one or not?
Dude, either get the meat glove or don't. Shit or get off the pot. Either you want one or you don't.
by convincing john October 26, 2016
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glovebox

a girl's vagina
"boyy... come put a little love in my glovebox!"
by juicylove:) January 20, 2010
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Voltaire's Angry Glove

You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. Then you sprinkle rock salt and a little bit of broken glass onto the glove so it's stuck to it. Then you shove your arm into someone's asshole and just drag your knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon. Then you shove a rat in there and cork up the ass with wine cheese. Eventually the pressure will build up and the cheese will go flying off spraying fecal matter and blood everywhere.
I just performed Voltaire's Angry Glove on that puppy and now its dead
by Bryton Bradby November 1, 2007
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Groves

A term synonymous with make out or hook up. Used commonly by men as a codeword for the act as not to arouse the suspicions of the opposite sex
A: So when you were with that girl last night did Groves come a knocking?
B: Yer he did and he stayed the whole night long
by mister 11 September 6, 2008
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Glove Weenie

The act of taking off latex gloves in the manner that the middle finger looks like a penis.
Look in the trash can at the glove weenie I made earlier.
by lsusuperstar November 9, 2011
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