Eternal Glove

The Eternal Glove is a bootleg Infinity Gauntlet (from Avengers: Infinity War) used by Tantoes in “Revengers: Eternal Battle”
The Eternal Glove can hold the four eternal rocks (Spooky Rock, Zap Rock, Wall Rock, And Death Rock)
If Tantoes claps his hands while wearing the Eternal Glove (with all Eternal Rocks) it will make two thirds of the universe no longer allowed to vote.

“With the Eternal Glove I can take away Two Thirds of the universe’s right to vote...”
*Tantoes claps hands*
“Mister Steak... I don’t feel like I can vote...”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

Muddy Glove

During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.

I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.

by ChewCracker April 5, 2019

curry glove

a washing up glove full of left over curry if u know what i mean.

yum a curry glove

by kadabah October 10, 2020

Pudding Glove

A condom used viciously in the rectum.

If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat

I fucked this girl in her ass so hard when i pulled out, I had a pudding glove.

by Skiddly dank master August 25, 2019

tainted glove

A used condom.

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.

by palabrajot October 12, 2010

glove salad

An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.

Jim: Holy shit look at all these gloves!

Aaron: It's like a glove salad.

by Billricksteveralphpeter April 7, 2009

Union gloves

A slang term referring a person's pockets, usually the front pants packets. This is taken from the perception that union workers stand around with their hands in their pockets instead of actually working.

It was cold outside, so I shoved my hands in my union gloves

by nyjyrk October 1, 2010